What is the most useful word in the English language?
Well, it's shit --let me show you
why...................
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You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or, have shit
for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit or, decide to shit or get off
the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find
shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet
shits. There is bullshit, horseshit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or, duck when shit hits the
fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or, be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, hotter than shit, or just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit and some things can look like shit.
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right
shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you “can’t believe that shit” and then again “can
you
believe that shit” which makes that shit believable at times but
sometimes that shit is just, unbelievable.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other
times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
In racing you can cut a shitty light or blow that piece of shit up.
Your time slip may show that you must have got into some shit, don’t drive worth a shit or the car didn’t run worth a shit.
Something is always shitty, 60’ time, mph or just an ET that’s not worth a shit…or worse yet you can leave your shit scattered all over the starting line which is the worst shit of all.
When you stop to consider all
the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language.
Then there’s times when you get
your shit together and you don’t remember where you put it.
Remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!
And never take one…. always leave it…
Pass this along if you give a shit...or even if you don't give a shit!